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Jason H.
I used to hate facial hair.
But then it grew on me.
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I used to hate facial hair.
But then it grew on me.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps 
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday School.
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key 
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Why do bears have hairy coats?
Fur protection.
I watch so much greys I’m basically a dr 
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire 
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it’s tearable.
The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it cannot see it or feel it. What is it?
A coffin 
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light 
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante 
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because he was stuffed 
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells 
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake 
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That was a good joke
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket 
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis 
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Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday.
The rest are weekdays.
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